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Jonathan Bales

The Definitive List of Best Comedians (Read: Not Definitive At All, Just My Worthless Opinion)

I was on Twitter a few minutes ago and I came across this list of the top 101 comedians in the world. I thought it was bad enough that I wanted to create my own list. Of course, neither that list nor …

What It’s Like to Work in Daily Fantasy Sports

The title of this post should probably be something like “What It’s Like to Only Occasionally See Other Humans” or “What It’s Like Eating Cart Food for the Seventh Consec…

Daoist Time and Cosmology in Light of Modern Physics

I told you guys this blog would be a weird-ass collection of content, and I’m not going to disappoint. Earlier today, I read an article about how Elon Musk believes it’s overwhelmingly lik…