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Jonathan Bales

Jack O(ff) Lantern: The FantasyLabs/Action Network Pumpkin Challenge

A couple weeks ago, I carved a pumpkin for the first time in like two decades (not to brag). I was initially going to carve a dick in it – everyone knows I’m a huge drawing-dicks-on-things…

My Current Workout Plan and Philosophy

This post was originally called My Current Workout/Diet Plan, but creating a sample diet that includes Lunchables and Papa John’s is maybe not a pro move. But I’ll tell you what is a pro m…

13 Tips for Investing in Bitcoin and Other Cryptocurrencies

I’m not a cryptocurrency expert. If I were to rate my knowledge of crypto from 0 to 100, I’d give it about a 3. But since most people are at about 0.2, that means I’m 15 times smarter than you about t…