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Jonathan Bales

Jack O(ff) Lantern: The FantasyLabs/Action Network Pumpkin Challenge

A couple weeks ago, I carved a pumpkin for the first time in like two decades (not to brag). I was initially going to carve a dick in it – everyone knows I’m a huge drawing-dicks-on-things…

Why I Bet on Trump to Win $75,000

Many of you know I made a bet that Donald Trump would become our president – I wrote about it at 4for4 a year ago, although the bet was made months before that – so I just wanted to talk a…

My Current Workout Plan and Philosophy

This post was originally called My Current Workout/Diet Plan, but creating a sample diet that includes Lunchables and Papa John’s is maybe not a pro move. But I’ll tell you what is a pro m…